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quotes.push("Remember the First Law of Economics: For every economist, there is an equal and opposite economist--so for every bullish economist, there is a bearish one. The Second Law of Economics: They are both likely to be wrong.  --William Sherden "); 
quotes.push("Don't try to time the market. Get in and stay in. We don't know what direction the next 10% move will be, but we do know what direction the next 100% move will be and that is up."); 
quotes.push("A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. -- Jonathan Swift "); 
quotes.push("There are two kinds of statistics - the kind you look up, and the kind you make up. -- Rex Stout"); 
quotes.push("The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket. -- Kin Hubbard"); 
quotes.push("Regarding investing, the right course of action depends on your current situation, your future goals, and your personality. If you don't take a close look at these and make them explicit, you might be headed in the wrong direction."); 
quotes.push("What we do is not beyond anybody else's competence. It is just not necessary to do extraordinary things to get extraordinary results -- Warren Buffett"); 
quotes.push("Every business has factors which are knowable, unknowable, important, and unimportant. Invest in businesses for which the important factors are knowable. -- Warren Buffett"); 
quotes.push("In capital markets, price is set by the most panicked seller at the end of a trading day; value, which is determined by cash flows and assets, is not. This is both the challenge and the opportunity of investing: to carefully sift through the markets to find the greatest divergence between price and value, and to concurrently avoid the extreme emotions of the crowd and, indeed, to take a stand against them.  -- Seth Klarman");  
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